Premieres of the week - April 25

A very scary movie 5/Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Director: Malcolm D. Lee

Scenario: Phil Boman, Jason Friedberg

Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale, Christine Taylor, Jerry O Connell

The fifth part of the famous parody franchise, like the previous parts, does not ignore the most recognizable films. This time in the field of view of the writers came pictures so different in genres and plots that it is difficult to imagine how all this fit in one tape. Judge for yourself: & laquo; Black Swan & raquo ;, & laquo; Start & raquo ;, & Fifty shades of gray & raquo; (the film by a well-known book has not even begun to be shot!), & Hunger Games & raquo ;. Which of these things happened and whether it's worth paying attention — you decide. In the movie from April 25.

Return of Pinocchio (2012)

Director Ekaterina Mikhailova

Scenario: Vadim Zhuk, Ekaterina Mikhailova

The roles were voiced by Oleg Tabakov, Nonna Grishaeva, Oskar Kuchera, Leonid Yakubovich, Gosha Kutsenko

In the modern continuation of the favorite by several generations of people about the history of Buratino, the main villain Karabas-Barabas, changed his name and occupation: now his name is Mr. Baskara and he organized a shop for processing old toys to create new ones. His workers make a robot Cramp for boys and dolls Glazes for girls. Of course, he pursues evil and mercenary goals. To resist the evil intentions of the Baskars will be, as the long-known heroes of Pinocchio, Pierrot and Malvin, as well as the new, so far unknown, characters of the new cartoon about the most famous boy from the log.

Blood and sweat: Anabolic/Pain & amp; Gain (2013)

Director Michael Bay

Scenario: Christopher Marcus, Stephen McPhee

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Rebel Wilson, Ed Harris

Bringing the breath between the shooting of different parts of the Transformers & raquo; Michael Bay turned to a criminal gunman. Two friends-kachkov, led by a thirst for easy profit, decide to organize the abduction of a "rich purse" and make a lot of money on it. But the main characters of the film argued so long and organized an action plan that everything went wrong at the very beginning. Now they have one more problem, and this problem is & ndash; save your own lives.

Passion/Passion (2012)

Director Brian De Palma

Scenario: Brian De Palma, Alain Corneau, Natalie Carter

Cast: Rachel McAdams, Numi Rapas, Caroline Herfurth, Paul Anderson

Brian De Palma in his long career has repeatedly turned to the genre of an erotic thriller ("The Fatal Woman," or "Black Orchid"), to the fore in which women with beautiful appearance emerged, but with a broken internal world . A new picture of the cult director went by doubling: now in the frame just two such girls. They are employees of a large financial company and are in love with one man. Gradually the participants of the "love triangle" & raquo; lose control over their desires, and this leads to a tragic outcome.

Lawlessness/Autoreiji (2010)

Director Takeshi Kitano

Scenario: Takeshi Kitano

Cast: Takeshi Kitano, Kippey Siina, Rio Kase, Tomokazu Miura

It would seem that Takeshi Kitano has gone from a little-known Japanese director — up to the director with a note "cult" & raquo ;. It would seem that Takeshi Kitano shot in so many different genres that it's almost impossible to surprise a new satiated audience with something. But the cult director does by no means a film of cinematography or eccentricity in the choice of the visual techniques of his stories. Takeshi Kitano & ndash; one of the few who can take a beaten and well-familiar story and take it off like you've never seen anything like it. This time Kitano made a film about the warring clans of yakuza fighting for the location of the godfather of the mafia. Beginning with the exceptionally criminal form of his story, the director went deeper, exploring the path of a man striving to live according to his conscience, but inhabited in a world in which there is no place for the heroes & hellip;

Do not enter, we are not dressed/Do Not Disturb (2012)

Director Ivan Attal

Scenario: Ivan Attal, Olivier Leko

Cast: François Cluse, Ivan Attal, Letizia Casta, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Asia Argento

Two friends Ben and Jeff decide to try their hand at shooting porn films. Heterosexual family men do not come up with anything better than themselves starring in spite of a number of technical problems.

In white captivity/Into the White (2012)

Director Petter Nass

Scenario: Ole Meldgaard

Cast: Florian Lucas, David Cross, Stig Henrik Hoff, Rupert Grint

The film takes place during the Second World War. Pilots of warring countries, Nazi Germany and England, are downed during an air battle over Norway. Surviving soldiers face a difficult choice: surviving in inhuman conditions can only be joint efforts, cohesion, which does not have places in the hearts of recent enemies.

Employer/Employer (2012)

Director Frank Merle

Scenario: Frank Merle

Cast: Malcolm McDowell, David Dastmalchyan, Page Howard, Michael DeLorenzo

Five candidates for a job in a large firm are subjected to a very dangerous test, which is not limited to the banal test for prof. availability. On the eve of the last stage of the interview, the characters are abducted and pumped up with drugs. When they wake up in the morning, they realize that they were locked in a room, and, apparently, the most difficult thing for them is just beginning & hellip;

Reef 3D/Reef 2: High Tide (2012)

Director: Mark A.Z. Dippe

Scenario: Chris Denk, Johnny Hartmann

Family cartoon-musical about a small fish Pai, living on a coral reef, near the habitat of dangerous sharks. Pai organizes self-defense courses that will help the inhabitants of the Reef in the event of an attack by dangerous neighbors, but Paya does not listen. And then there is a new fish in the city, arranging circus performances. While Rock tries to lull the vigilance of Reef residents before the oncoming attack of sharks, Pai along with his mentor — turtle, Nerris, is tirelessly training.

(Не) the awaited prince/Un prince (presque) charmant (2013)

Director: Philip Lelouch

Cast: Vincent Perez, Vahina Djokante, Jacques Weber, Nicole Calfan

With the production support of Luc Besson, Philip Lelouch made a beautiful romantic story about a man and a woman, as once his famous namesake Claude Lelouch made it in the movie, which was called: & laquo; Man and woman & raquo ;.

& la (not) the awaited prince & raquo; — this is a story about the narcissistic Jean-Marc and the freedom-loving Marie, who once met will not want to part anymore.

A pervert guide: Ideology/Pervert & rsquo; s Guide to Ideology (2012)

Director: Sophie Fiennes

Scenario: Slava Zizek

Cast: Slava Zizek

In his film-attraction Slava Zizek, mainstream pseudo-philosopher, "will pass" & raquo; on all symbols of mass culture: from the Hollywood heritage to the ideology of the group & lt;/RTI & gt; & lt;/RTI & gt; Rammstein & lt;/RTI & gt;